Celebrity News:

I don't get the appeal of celebrity fragrances, but I'm totally baffled why anyone would want to smell like two eff-ups like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. I mean, I understand you're buying into their "allure," but what allure is that really? One chick got famous solely for being a rich brat who made a sex tape, and the other one is throwing her career down the drain in her own one-woman performance of "Girls Gone Wild." But if you had to choose, what's tackier?